Author’s note: This is a poem completed by the Google search engine’s auto completion feature.
A is for acid.
Acid is bad for business.
B is for bananas.
Bananas are good for dogs.
C is for consent.
Consent is implied.
D is for dinosaur.
Dinosaur is not the mama.
E is for extinction.
Extinction is the rule. Survival is the exception.
F is for fake.
Fake is the new real and I don’t fit in.
G is for goat.
Goat is legit.
H is for Harold.
Harold is building an app that calculates.
I is for ice cream.
Ice cream is good for you.
J is for jam.
Jam is rock hard.
K is for kangaroo.
Kangaroo is a deer on steroids.
L is for ladybug.
Ladybug is worth it.
M is for monkey.
Monkey is you.
N is for nest.
Nest is restarting back in a bit.
O is for octopus.
Octopus is calamari.
P is for pizza.
Pizza is a pure substance.
Q is for Quinn.
Quinn is considering upgrading the RAM.
R is for rabbit.
Rabbit is carnivore or omnivore?
S is for sparkle.
Sparkle is my favorite color.
T is for turtle.
Turtle is not angry.
U is for unicorn.
Unicorn is the national animal of Scotland.
V is for vampire.
Vampire is in another coffin.
W is for wumbo.
Wumbo is not a word.
X is for x-ray.
X-ray is more than I thought.
Y is for yoyo.
Yoyo is a weapon.
Z is for zombie.
Zombie is not attacking villager.